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Quotes by Harley QuinnEdit

Spoken by Harley QuinnEdit

"Wouldn't it be funny if they just grabbed each other and started making out?"
Harley Quinn[src]
"I'm not mad at all! I'm just differently sane!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"Aww come on Puddin'. Don't you want to rev up your Harley?"
Harley Quinn[src]
"These are the moments that make life worth living. The moments when memories are made. The things you'll have when you're old and headed toward darkness the same way you come out of it--alone. When all of time is behind you, transparent like a...memory is the only light that will guide you down the dark path. The only hand you can hold until...nothing else matters but those memories. Nothing."
Harley Quinn[src]
"After all this time--all these years--you and I have history. I know what you think of me. You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be."
Harley Quinn[src]
"Mmmm, spiked eggnog. It's like the cream a' Christmas in a spoon!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"My rational mind can recognize pain when I see it. But my rational mind is in a pretty small box. All tied up with a bow on it."
Harley Quinn[src]
"Nothing says "l'Chaim" like a girl dressed in a stripper clown outfit wielding a hundred-pound mallet."
Harley Quinn[src]
"Not everyone understands her intentions are for the good' of the whole wide world! I'm her best friend."
Harley Quinn about Pamela Isley[src]
"I would be instigating mayhem everywhere I go!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"Gotham's so pretty from this distance. I miss my friends, but the city itself has changed ... I've changed, too. I love the home I have now."
Harley Quinn[src]
"I love it! It's so... cinematic!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"Ladies and jerks! There's been a slight change in tonight's show. Insteada the opera robbin' you for somethin' like a thousand bucks a seat -- we're gonna rob you! Believe me folks, I've seen it already. I'm doin' ya a big favor!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"Ivy, I know you think you love this guy, but you're just gonna end up strapped to his rocket!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"I'm going to kill you. For everything you've done to me. All the times you've made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. All the memories..."
Harley Quinn to the Joker[src]
"You know, Pop, the main reason I became a psychiatrist was so I could understand why you did the things you did to our family. Now that I've been a criminal myself, I think I understand some of the choices you felt you had to make."
Harley Quinn[src]
"He... He loves me not..."
Harley Quinn[src]
"You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks! Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue -But this time, baybee, the joke's on YOU!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"After all this time--all these years--you and I have history. I know what you think of me. You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be."
Harley Quinn[src]
"That was so not romantic."
Harley Quinn[src]
"The rest of you have five seconds before I take your tacky tickle toys and find new places ta shove 'em!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"Face it, Harl, this stinks - yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states - and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown."
Harley Quinn[src]
"Maybe we should just let 'im... y'know... kick the bucket natcherly."
Harley Quinn[src]
"Hey, shishka-bimbo... You try an' turn my friend into cole slaw... and I'm gonna go all hibachi steakhouse on your ass!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"Welcome, everybody, ta the greatest show in the whole wide world! My birth name is Harleen Quinzel, but my friends an' enemies know me simply as Harley Quinn! I will be your host-est with the most-est this evening!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"I mean, for one thing...you thought you could tie me up? Me? I'll have you know, professionals have tied me up--and not just Ivy on date night, either!"
Harley Quinn[src]
"Aw, Mr. Reed. You thought you could "outevil" us. The Friggin' Suicide Squad. You made a deal with demons. What'd you think would happen, ya silly goose?"
Harley Quinn[src]
"Trust me, if anyone should know about him, it's me. He was the biggest mistake of my life... Do not let him be yours."
Harley Quinn[src]
"Dude, I have white skin, two colors of hair, and I dress like a roller derby reject. What part of "Covert" do you think I do?"
Harley Quinn[src]
"Well, aren't you a peach? There are a ton of things I hate about myself, but my face isn't one of them, so I think I'll keep that."
Harley Quinn[src]

Conversations with Harley QuinnEdit

Spoken about Harley QuinnEdit

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