List of memorable quotes from James LeBeau.
Quotes by James LeBeau[]
- "Doctor playin' golf. Whoo boy howdie! Now I've heard everything. What's next? Cop eatin' a doughnut?"
- ―James LeBeau
- "I'm not a good person, Charlie. Never did a good thing in my life. "
- ―James LeBeau
- "Oh you want to torture me now don't you? Show everybody how civilized you are. Go ahead; but I'll die before I give them back. Then you'll really be screwed won't ya? There's a new sheriff in town boys! Ya'll best get used to it."
- ―James LeBeau
- "Remember when you said I was all you ever wanted? Well, now you know better."
- ―James LeBeau
- "Ain't that just like a woman? She keeps the house, you get the cheap-ass apartment. Man, I thought these people hated me, but I gotta hand it to you... Stealing a baby, trying to drown it, now that's a new low."
- ―James LeBeau
- "That's right, Jack. He's as stupid as you are. You were so busy worrying about each other, you never even saw me coming, did you?"
- ―James LeBeau
- "I'm a complex guy, sweetheart."
- ―James LeBeau
- "That's right Jack, he's as stupid as you are. Now how about you listen up, because I am only going to say this once. You took my stuff. While I was off trying to get us help. To get us rescued. You found my stash, and you took it. My shaving cream, my batteries, and even my beer."
- ―James LeBeau
- "You decided that these two boys here were going to tell you what to do, and when to do it. Well I'm done taking orders. And I don't want my stuff back. Hell shaving cream don't matter, batteries don't matter. The only thing that matters now is guns. And if you want one you're going to have to come to me to get it!"
- ―James LeBeau
- "Ow, woman. If you wanted to play rough all you had to do was say so."
- ―James LeBeau to Kate Austen
- "Finally. Anybody for a beer? Hello? Anybody here? "
- ―James LeBeau
- "One second. I'm like this close to the high score on Donkey Kong."
- ―James LeBeau
- "A tiger can't change his stripes."
- ―James LeBeau
- "I understand. And I'm the one who killed his men. And I'm the one who's going to go out there and tell why I did it."
- ―James LeBeau
- "Thank you, Lord! [start's raining heavily] I take that back."
- ―James LeBeau
- "Ah! He pissed on my shirt! The boar took my shirt outta my backpack and pissed on it!"
- ―James LeBeau
- "I never been to Disneyland."
- ―James LeBeau
- "Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I've just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious. Just not seein' the big picture here, Freckles. You really gonna let that girl suffocate 'cause you can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss. Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you, I ain't greedy."
- ―James LeBeau
- "Hell of a book... It's about bunnies."
- ―James LeBeau
- "Son of a bitch! What the hell are you doing?"
- ―James LeBeau
- "Brother, you gotta wake up and smell the goat crap here!"
- ―James LeBeau
- "Oh, I've got a hell a lot more than mangoes. You want to play for real stakes, name 'em?"
- ―James LeBeau
- "You want me, Hot Lips? Gonna have to come down here and get - [she slams the cage top] Bitch."
- ―James LeBeau
- "You're good, sweetheart, but you're not that good."
- ―James LeBeau
- "What about you? Wanna stay here in Crazy Town or help me rescue the geek?"
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Conversations with James LeBeau[]
- "Son of a bitch! What the hell are you doing?"
- ―James LeBeau
- "What the hell are you doing?"
- ―Kate Austen
- "That's my knee! You practically busted my damn knee!"
- ―James LeBeau
- "You stalking me now?"
- ―Kate Austen
- "Stalking you? I was protecting you!"
- ―James LeBeau
- "From what, Southern perverts?"
- ―Kate Austen
- "Yeah, whatever. I can't believe you!"
- ―James LeBeau
- "It's not that bad."
- ―Kate Austen
- "It's my knee, I'll tell you how bad it is."
- ―James LeBeau
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- "You try too hard, Sawyer. I ask you to help a woman who can't breathe, and you want me to kiss you? Nobody's that disgusting... I've seen you, ya know."
- ―Kate Austen
- "Seen me what?"
- ―James LeBeau
- "With that piece of paper. The one you keep in your pocket. Seen the expression on your face when you read it. How carefully you fold it up. Means something to you. So you can play games all you want. But I know there's a human being in there somewhere. Give me the medication."
- ―Kate Austen
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- "We can start again, give each other a clean slate."
- ―Kate Austen
- "[laughs] Slate. Like on 'Little House'?"
- ―James LeBeau
- "What?"
- ―Kate Austen
- "'Little House on the Prairie'. Laura Ingalls used to write on a little chalkboard at school."
- ―James LeBeau
- "You call it 'Little House'?"
- ―Kate Austen
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- "Got a proposition for ya. You tell me what's inside and I'll give it to ya."
- ―James LeBeau
- "You serious?"
- ―Kate Austen
- "Hell, no way to open the damn thing! At this point all I care about is satisfying my own curiosity."
- ―James LeBeau
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- "You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A."
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- "You better find yourself a runway, daddy, 'cause there ain't a lock I can't pick."
- ―James LeBeau
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- "Well, looks like Steve drawed the short straw huh?"
- ―James LeBeau
- "Dude, his name is Scott."
- ―Bobby Drake