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List of memorable quotes from Jack Bauer.

Quotes by Jack BauerEdit

"I'm federal agent Jack Bauer. This is the longest day of my life."
Jack Bauer[src]
"Shut up, stupid! You just fired at a federal agent!"
Jack Bauer
"You can look the other way once, and it's no big deal, except it makes it easier for you to compromise the next time, and pretty soon that's all your doing; compromising, because that's the way you think things are done. You know those guys I busted? You think they were the bad guys? Because they weren't, they weren't bad guys, they were just like you and me. Except they compromised… once."
Jack Bauer[src]
"Officer, this guy is not waiting around for me… so you better shoot me or help me but decide now!"
Jack Bauer[src]
"Son, part of getting a second chance is taking responsibility for what you did wrong in the first place."
Jack Bauer[src]
"I'm not interested in what you think this country owes me. I want my life back, and I want it now. Audrey's all I've got. You can't stop me. In case you've forgotten, I'm very good at disappearing.... and if you try sending someone after us I'll kill 'em. Pretty good at that, too."
Jack Bauer[src]
"The only way you're going to die is if I kill you. Your bomb's not going off."
Jack Bauer[src]
"If you try to shoot me, I will have to shoot you back, and I promise I won't miss!"
Jack Bauer[src]
"I used to be in the military. Used to do field work for the CIA. I've been to some horrible places. I've seen some pretty terrible things. I don't think I've ever been this scared in my whole life."
Jack Bauer[src]
"Mrs. Palmer, I am not a politician, and I am not going to debate this with you. So answer my question."
Jack Bauer[src]


"I want you to live your life. I want you to be happy, that's all I ever wanted for you. I want you try and grow up and be the kind of person that would've made your mom proud."
Jack Bauer[src]

Conversations with Jack BauerEdit

"I'm not going anywhere without a lawyer."
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"You're not under arrest. I'm taking you in to MI-6 where you'll be interrogated by an agent of a foreign government. Your constitutional rights no longer apply. Let's go."
Jack Bauer[src]



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"How are you doing?"
Nick Fury[src]


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"Can't complain."
Jack Bauer[src]


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"Can't or won't? (pauses) Things better at home?"
Nick Fury[src]


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"Yeah...yeah, we're trying."
Jack Bauer[src]

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"I can't!"
Rick Allen[src]


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"Shut up! You can and you will!"
Jack Bauer[src]


"But I'm slowing you down."
Rick Allen[src]


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"Yes you are so you'd better start speeding up!"
Jack Bauer[src]

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"I'll only get the pardon if I stop the bomb. Why wouldn't I do everything I can?"
Nina Myers[src]


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"Because you're worse than a traitor, Nina. You don't even have a cause. You don't believe in anything. You would sell anyone and everything out to the highest bidder. So stop wasting my time! Give me a name!"
Jack Bauer[src]

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"You're lying."
Nina Myers[src]


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"Yes I am. But you're still going to have to trust me."
Jack Bauer[src]


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"He is gonna put a bullet in my head before I can say 'hello' and then he's going to turn the gun on himself."
Nina Myers[src]


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"We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself."
Jack Bauer[src]

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"This isn't how you thought it would end, is it, Jack?"
Nina Myers[src]


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"This isn't over yet."
Jack Bauer[src]

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"Service is bad enough on this plane, you don't have to shoot me."
George Mason[src]


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"What are you doing on this plane?"
Jack Bauer[src]


"Felt like taking a ride."
George Mason[src]

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"My God Jack, didn't you learn anything from what happened to Teri?"
Tony Almeida[src]


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"SHUT UP TONY! Shut up!"
Jack Bauer[src]


"Just because you sacrificed your wife for this job doesn't mean I'm gonna sacrifice mine!"
Tony Almeida[src]


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"Let her go! Do as I say now, Jack!"
Tony Almeida[src]


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"When your daughter is infected, I'm gonna make you watch her die."
Jack Bauer[src]

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